Dirty Rabbit

A guy dressed in a costume that looks like a rabbit is taking him from behind is advertising something in one of the main squares of the city. Every step he takes makes the rabbit's butt move in a very suggestive way...

When you pass near him, he offers:

"Thai massage? Thai foot massage?"

...

I'll never understand the connection between horny rabbit and thai massage...

Morning melody

It's 7.30 in the morning. You are standing in the tram, heading for work. Around you, people who are also on their way to their jobs, their classes, living their early birds lives... and all sleepy or grumpy, because it's so early, because it's so cold, because they wish they were somewhere else at this moment.

Suddenly, you hear a strange sound: rrrrr... pause... rrrrr... pause... rrrrr... pause...

You look around to locate the source of the snoring and see a middle-aged man, sagged on a seat, somehow crumpled over himself, peacefully sleeping in the middle of the crowded tram.

And you smile. Around you, you see other people smiling to themselves, to each other. The day seems brighter now.

If you wanna know if your dog loves you so...

How do you find out if your dog loves you? You kiss it on its mouth!

No, I'm not joking, I saw it!

Today, I witnessed a most unusual spectacle (at least to me) :

A man was walking his dog and actually stopped in the middle of the street, bent down and almost French kissed it!! I even wondered if he was giving it mouth to mouth breathing...

And then, he just continued on his way. He actually just stopped for the sole purpose of kissing the dog!

I'm not a dog owner myself, so I don't know, but it appears that around here, if you wanna know if your dog loves you so, it's in its kiss...

The cashier always strikes thrice

Apparently there is a new generation of checkouts in the supermarkets now. The kind that is sensitive to the direction from which you pass the products when you check out. Let me tell you how I found out about this technological marvel.

The other day, I went to Tesco with a friend. He bought a magazine and a few yoghurts. At the express check out, the cashier asked him for over 1000 Kc! Hem... Something seemed to be wrong in this picture, and we tried to make the woman understand it, while she actively worked at having my friend type in the PIN code of his credit card.

When finally we managed to convince her that this figure could not possibly be correct, she discovered that the magazine had been counted three times! How this was possible, she had no problem to explain to us: My friend had passed the magazine to her through the left side of the check out, and so it was counted three times by the machine...

Hem again...

Of course, she had to call her boss to cancel this, and she did not hesitate to tell us that now SHE would be blamed for this, as if it was really my friend who was at fault.

So now everyone, be warned: Beware of this new generation of check outs that register everything three times, depending on which side the products are passed. More than one unsuspecting customer will be ripped if they do not pay attention...

The wall lover

There is a man who makes love to the wall every time he arrives at work.

In order to get inside the premises, he needs to swipe a card against the sensor. However, because he loves the wall so much, he keeps the card in the front pocket of his jacket and rubs himself against the sensor, thus making the magnetic miracle happen and get the doors open.

The wall lover always proceeds with sensual grace, to the great delight of any observer.