There is a man who makes love to the wall every time he arrives at work.
In order to get inside the premises, he needs to swipe a card against the sensor. However, because he loves the wall so much, he keeps the card in the front pocket of his jacket and rubs himself against the sensor, thus making the magnetic miracle happen and get the doors open.
The wall lover always proceeds with sensual grace, to the great delight of any observer.
4 comments:
Oh lord, this all I deserve....
Oh, come on! you know we love you like that ;)
You forgot to put how the man quivers like a reed when embracing the wall! ;-)
xDDD
And how the core of his being is shaken with delight!
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